[join the revolution.]

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Yeah, that's about right.

asshole
your an asshole.


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Tuesday, June 29, 2004

And the Lord said let their be PORN!!!

Backstory: MSNBC

I have a question. What the hell is everybody's problem with a naked boobie? Seeing the human body without clothes on is not a bad thing! It will not harm a child to see nudity, trust me, I know.

Monday, June 28, 2004

Sitting around with nothing to do.

I swear, i'm going to get so lazy when i have to move. This is not looking good.

Friday, June 25, 2004

I love playing cards.

Tonights poker game pocketed me 51 dollars. Fucking A. I think i might go buy that webcam now.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Good writers borrow from other writers, Great writers steal from them outright.

Boys and Girls, these are your words to live by today.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

I'm Tired

You know what sucks, when your less tired after a night with 2 hours of sleep, then when you get 8 hours. Therefore, Right now i'm fighting to not fall asleep at the keyboard. At the moment i'm losing.

Monday, June 21, 2004

What I’ve Learned About Politics And War From Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri:

- Peace Is Best Kept Through Superior Firepower.
- Religious Fundies won’t stop until you beat them into the ground with their own book of scripture.
- Don’t give technology to anybody but your closest allies, and don’t even give THEM your best stuff. (You need fusion reactors? Ooooo. Sorry. Ran outta those last week.)
- Environmentalists will be the first to initiate a scorched earth campaign if you piss them off. (Boreholes?! The Greenies have BOREHOLES?!)
- Try to limit the number of factions you’re at war with at any one time to less than half the game’s total.
- Don’t sweat it if this isn’t possible. Half of them will be fighting with whipped cream pies anyway (see also: Morgan Industries)
- Militia members usually don’t have the first idea of how to actually fight.
- There’s no better feeling than to have communists surrender to you.
- Do NOT f*ck with the University unless you have overwhelming force in position to annihilate them, or you have plenty of probe teams.
- Repairing is cheaper than replacing.
- Punishment Spheres have real S&M appeal.
- Once you’ve saved their asses, just expect your “allies” to try and take you out.
- When given the choice between money and technology, take the tech.
- Try to barter all extortion tried against you down to half before just giving up and declaring war.
- Planet Busters are a pain to make, a pain to use, and will get all of your Pacts revoked for you, so only use them if you have no other choice or you really really want to.
- Diplomatic victory is for pussies.
- Having superior military tech means less money spent on building war materiel in the long run.
- Endear yourself to the natives as much as reasonable. That way, they’re more likely to pester your enemies than you.
- If you have to wage war on multiple fronts, skirmish on all but your easiest front. That way you can more quickly finish off your weakest enemies, while still being an economic drain on your other ones.

Credit: Cory Laflin's Gamer’s Hangover (News Report) – 06.21.04

About an hour late.

To all those unfortunate schmucks who forgot to use a condom, I present to you a toast, and wish you a happy Father's Day. Please, Keep up the good work.

Friday, June 18, 2004

Morgan Webb In Maxim!

Backstory: iheartmorganwebb.com

Not the best pictures in the world, but nice never the less(is that supposed to be one word or three?) I would of prefered her in playboy, but this should satisfy mikeystan for the time being.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

The Cure For Religion

Yes boys and girls. I, Shawn Mannon, have found the cure for religion. Get rid of it. That's the cure. It makes everybody happy. If nobody hears of the gospel, then everybody get into heaven! So non-believers don't have to listen to the shit, and be forced to live by their fucked up rules. And believers can still believe they get into heaven. No matter who's right or wrong, everybody will end up happy! It's fucking win-win! Thoughts?

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Astonishing X-men #1 Review

Ok, I better get this out of the way first, I rarely read comic books. The last one I read was 10 years ago. My experience with X-men comes from the tv shows, movies, and games. So if you want to know why I decided to pick up Astonishing X-Men, I'll tell you why. Joss. That's all I needed to hear.

All in all it was a good read, The drawing was awesome with the exception of the character models, which I wasn't on board with too much. It was a good introduction to the story with some great one liners and a shocking(and slightly confusing ending.) I would recomend you guys to pick this one up. If for no other reason than it's 3 dollars.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Holy Hell, where have i been?

I had new student orientation over the weekend, and it has taken me this long to recover. Damn i'm going to love st. louis. Cards are leading 7 to 4 right now. Fuckin A.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

GO EB!!!!!

I love it when web sites mess up on stuff. I just ordered ESPN NFL 2k5 for XBOX on ebworld.com for 20 bucks because of a typo. Hell yeah. Anybody got a playstation they want to give me? I need one to play persona 2 which i want to play so damn much right now.

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

The Jury

Well, color me suprised about the new fox drama the Jury. It was awesome. I really like the format of the show, especially finding out what actully happened at the end of the episode. I encourage you all to watch next week, just in case fox gets stupid and mishandels it the way they did firefly.

Monday, June 07, 2004

Congrats to the lightning.

All my congrats out to the Tampa Bay Lightning for winning the stanley cup, and my respect goes out to the Calgary Flames because they played their asses off.

Mormons

Backstory
Well, now I know why you never see any mormons in Missouri. I can't believe they are actully praising a man who tried to kill my governor. What am I saying? It's funny as hell, and furthor proof to my theory that religion is freaky. Of course It wouldn't exactly be anti-religous to worship something that kills people, would it?

Saturday, June 05, 2004

Songs of our lives

If i had to pick one song to describe my life, I would have to pick Everybody wants to rule the world by Tears for Fears. Why? Because it's true. And well, The first line pefrectly describes my life right now, "Welcome to your life, there's no turning back."

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Holy Hypocrisy Batman!

Backstory: Censorship Alive and Well at Target
Yes boys and girls, the PTC, one of the biggest groups in America trying to censor the airwave's against stuff they find offensive, are getting mad at target for basically telling them to fuck off. I would like to applaud Target for taking a stand against L. Brent Bozell and his right wing zealots.

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

credit: evilbible.com