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Friday, April 30, 2004

Why the fuck am i here?

That is a serious question. I have finished all my work, i'm not taking finals due to being here every damn day, and I'm bored. LET ME GO HOME DAMNIT! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!!!!!!!!! god i'm such a geek.

Thursday, April 29, 2004

10 Commandments of College

Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be all a college kid is. And Student thanked God and it was good. And Student spread the Ten Commandments of College to all.

I- Thou Shalt Nap
And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend’s room. And God said, if you don’t nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking. And Student said, Nap I shall, and it was good.

II- Thou Shalt Get Sick All the Time
Now God said to Student, you must be sick all of the time. And student said why. And God said unto him, you shall share drinks, stay up too late, drink too much and make out with people you don’t know. Therefore, God said, you shall be sick all year round. But God said, blessed are the sick for they have partied the hardest. And it was good.

III- Thou Shalt Write Witty Away Messages
Student asked, but God, how will I show everyone that I am funny? And God said unto him, thou shall write witty away messages. God said to student, you shall never just say you are in the shower, you shall say you are getting wet and wild…in the shower. You shall never say you are at class, you shall say you are sleeping…in class. God said, if you do not write witty away messages, I shall smite you. Blessed are the funny, for they will get many girls to be their friends but never hook up with them. And it was good.

IV- Thou Shalt Wear a Hoodie
And then Student asked God, God how do I look like a college kid. And God said unto student, you must wear a hoodie, for it is a useful garment. And you shall never wash it either. Student asked God what kind of Hoodie should it be and God said, you shall own one with your school’s logo on it and you shall own many others of varying colors and creeds. And Student was pleased and God was pleased.

V- Thou Shalt Shit a Lot
And Student asked of his bathroom habit and God told him, Student, you shall eat in the Cafeteria and you shall shit a lot. And it will not be good shit, it will be the shit of the devil for your ass shall burn for hours. Your school shall put laxatives in their food and you shall feel their pain. And Student began to weep, and God said unto him, Student, fear not the shit, for all your fellow students will be experiencing the same. And Student dried his eyes and thanked God and God told him to use wet naps to ease the pain.

VI- Thou Shalt Eat EasyMac
Student asked unto God if there was any alternatives to the cafeteria, and God said to him, you shall eat a lot of EasyMac. It is easy to make and you don’t need milk or a stove. And student said microwaves were forbidden by the RA. And God said to him, you shall hide the microwave under your bed with a towel on top. And Student asked, what if it is discovered. And God told him to stop being such a pussy, and it was good.

VII- Thou Shalt Hook Up
Student then asked of sex. And God said, Student, you shall hook up and be happy. You shall go home with random people every weekend and forget about them the next day. You shall see them at class and be awkward amongst their company. You shall exchange saliva at bars and parties and it will be good. And Student became gleeful and God told Student to wrap it up because He knows where she has been, but Student does not.

VIII- Thou Shalt Join a Club and Never Go to Meetings
Student inquired of his spare time and God reminded him that he should be napping. But Student said he wanted to do other things. So God said unto him, you shall join a club at the beginning of the semester, but then never go to meetings. And Student asked why he should not go to meetings, and God told him, because the glee club is gay. And Student understood His wisdom.

IX- Thou Shalt Wake Up Confused
God said to Student, there will come many a day when you shall wake up in the bed of another and not know where you are. You will not remember what you did last night and you shall be confused. You will see that you have nipple rings and a tattoo now and are covered in Sharpie. And Student was disturbed by this, but God said, you shall tell great stories about it to your friends someday. And Student understood and God took a sip of a beer.

And God gave Student the final Commandment

X- Thou Shalt Gain Weight
And Student wished to hear the final commandment and God said he would not like it. But Student insisted, so God said unto him, you shall gain weight. However, God said, you will not buy new clothes, so you will wear sweat pants a lot. God said, Student, you will watch a lot of TV and become fat to which Student wept profusely. But God comforted Student saying, you will still get ass even if you cannot tie your shoes anymore. Student felt better and God pointed to Student’s chest saying, those will soon be bitch tits. And it was good.

This is the word of God, follow the Ten Commandments of College or you will be smote!
credit:campushumor.com
Finally, a god i can get behind. And it was good.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Senior Banquet

Well, the senior banquet was pretty fun, i won a hat, a steak and shake rebate, and a cd full of cheesy pop hits of the late 90's, yay. Mrs. Simmons sees it fit to give us another quiz and a test before the end of the year. I swerar, that class is going to kill me in the next week.

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Victory Lap

Well, down to five days, two books turned in, and a third going in tomorrow. God i'm ready to get out of high school.

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Good and Evil

I went and saw the Alamo tonight in order to get bonus points for Spanish 2(which i despretley need at this point), not a bad movie, not a good movie mind you, but not bad. Good Acting all around, but it was too long. I was bored during one stretch which got me thinking about Good and Evil. Thinking about it, there is no such thing as good and evil. One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. The only real definition i have found for them is that A good man looks out for other people, while an evil man looks out for himself. I don't know why society as a whole percieves people who try to make life better for themselves instead of their fellow man as evil. Hitler was considered a evil man, because he attempted to kill many a people in an attempt to make his and his fellow countrymen's life better. Now I'm not condoning what hitler did, he killed lots of people and deserved to die. It also extends to the american government . Our tax system is set up to punish the successfull. If you make more, you get taxed at a higher percentage. Now is that fair? People are always looking for a handout, and if you choose not to extend your hand, they see you as a self centerd evil bastard. Nevermind that you have a wife and 3 kids at home, your evil because you looked out for your own instead of another. Why is that? Why does everybody have to be draged to the middle? It all comes back, as they say, to good and evil.

Friday, April 23, 2004

Weekend

Well, we're down to two weeks to graduation. Thank god. And i have a spanish and ecology test next week, what the fuck are the teachers thinking? It's our last week of school, let us have some fun damnit!

Thursday, April 22, 2004

Twin Rivers

You know, i'm pretty sure Twin Rivers High School is specificly out to screw me. I'll be gone the first 3 days of the week, so Twin Rivers decides this is the time to allow seniors not to have to show up untill 4th hour. The fucking week i'm gone! I swear this is starting to piss me off.

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Weekend wrap-up

well, back at last. Fbla was boring, with me not taking a test, my shoping resulted in Kill bill Chapters 1-3(fuck that volumn shit). A shirt, and the sega pc collection which i got for sonic cd. Still no progress with morgan tho. UMSL was everything i expected got registered, got all the classess i wanted(none before 9:30), and got my id card. Now i'm getting ready for angel, so see you guys later.

Saturday, April 17, 2004

Prom

Well, prom was nice. I went with a nice attractive girl, but no kiss. so wah. anywho this will be my last post untill thursday as i'm leaving for FBLA and to register at UMSL. so i'll see you guys thursday and report how FBLA went and what classes i got.

Friday, April 16, 2004

Senioritus

Well the senioritus kicked in today with the efficency of a well timed kick to the balls. I havn't wanted to do anything all fucking day. It's almost over though! I graduate in 3 weeks. Anywho, updates will be sparse this weekend, I got prom tomorrow and i leave for FBLA the morning after, and won't get back till Wednesday night after i enroll at UMSL. So, i'll see you guys later.

Angel 5x17 thoughts

i'm just going to let you guys know that i'm not doing reviews anymore, just ranting on the episode a few days after it's done. so there you go. the episode was fucking great. I'm a tad bit saddened by the loss of gunn to the senior partners, but according to the previews he'll be back. Angel and Spike did the angel and spike thing, which is what they excell at, so they get high marks. The return of eve and lindsay, was alright, but i'm glad they did it, because it introduces us to Hamilton(Adam Baldwin, Jayne on Firefly), who is ten kinds of awesome. The philosophy lesson of the week is brought to us by Wes and Illyria, and it confused the hell out of me, but all is forgivin because wes got drunk on whiskey and called illyria a smurf. According to Tv tome they have this as the 2nd best episode ever, can't say I agree with that, but it does live up to it's ****1/2 out of *****.

bored out of my fuckin skull

i swear i hate school, i had a spanish test this morning which saw me doing pretty well on the first 2/3 of it, but seeing the last third just kicking my ass all over the fucking room. so with that disaster out of the way. i had ecology, which saw half of our class gone, i ended up making copies. fun fun.......now i'm stuck in study hall, with nothing to do. so i'm talking to you guys. i just wish they would let us go already.

Thursday, April 15, 2004

Changes

Just stoping by to let you know i made some minor changes around the page, nothing more. Also remember to keep an eye on the countdown under the title.

Candystand

Well, I just got done thouroghly schooling chris at candystand minigolf classic. He deserved it. You know, study hall is getting increasingly boring each day. Especially with the influx of stupid underclassmen, well, 10 and a half days left!

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Proof of lack of intelligent life on earth.

Sitting in Journalisim. Mikeystan at my side. And i realize i havn't learned a damn thing in the last 3 months of high school. Our school system is fucked up beyond belief. The main purpose of school is to either raise your standarized test scores, or get you out. We need a revolution, and it all starts with a democratic president. Trust me on this. The truth is not out there.

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Courses

Well, I have my preliminary course scheldue for next year at UMSL, so far i got Intro to American Politics, Freshman Composition, Basic Calculus, Intro to Criminlogy and Criminal Justice, and Intro to Cinema. The last one is basiclly i need a class in the afternoon, and it looks pretty interesting.

Play Practice

Well, i'm sitting in play practice with nothing to do. This being one of the side affects of not coming in till the second act. But at least i don't have that many lines to remember. The play is called Dear Delinquit, and it's not that well written of a play, the tone shifts from scene to scene, and most of the characters are pretty stupid. But, it's the only play we can do. 12 days left. Thank the fucking lord.

English Report

So, I'm sitting with 5 minutes left in English 4, i'm doing my report over the Mass. Gay marriage decision and i'm almost finished, all i have left is the works cited page to finish. So yay. I don't really feel like going to Spanish II, but I really need to get out of taking that final, what with my 62 average and all. Damn Tests.

Monday, April 12, 2004

Sillinger With The TRICK!!!!!!!

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Sillinger Scores!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!

Sweet. ONE....TWO......THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cheechoo scores

shit. but it was a goal.

Weinrich Scores!

Not sure how it happened, but WHOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Sillinger Scores!

Well at least some good came out of that elbowing penalty. Blues 1 - Sharks 0 10:04 left in the 2nd.

Moh: Allied Assault

Well, watching Band of Brothers last night brought up some WW2 sensibility in me, so i reinstalled Medal of Honor: Allied Assault, and fired up the normandy invasion, with the headphones on, and the lights off, and oh my god. I still have not beat that fucking level. And my head hurts now. Anyway, Cards and Blues games tonight, so Everyone tune in and root on the St. Louis based teams. Later.

Who needs sleep?

Apparently not me. It sucks not being able to get to sleep, so i'm watching Band of Brothers on the history channel. It's truly a great show, so i recomend to anybody who might be reading this to pick up the DVD. If i had the money i would, but i don't so i'll be renting them instead. Well, off to try to go to sleep. I hope everybody else is having better luck than i am.

Sunday, April 11, 2004

LEFTY WINS IT!

Congrats out to Phil, for wining his first major ever. You deserve it.

MY GOD MIRACLES MIGHT ACTULLY EXIST!

Phil Michelson is actully tied with Ernie ells going into the 18th hole, if he hits under par he will win his first major! GO PHIL! TURN TO CBS

Life

What is the purpose of life? I've been pondering this, and i've come to the conclusion, that the only reason for life is to breed. Few people leave any sort of legacy besides their spawn. So is the real reason we're here is to try to acheive a better world and if you fail, to screw somebody else who failed the world, in an attempt to to create somebody new, who will ultimately fail the world? I swear i'm not stoned. I think.

Easter

As we celebrate this masterfull day of searching for eggs, hoping for a baby jesus to pop out of them, then watching our uncles eat said eggs, erasing any chance of a baby jesus popping out of them, lets remember how much money hershey's and russel stovers, are making because of this alleged "Holliday". Ahhhh, American Capitalisim at it's finest.

Saturday, April 10, 2004

The return of the Man

Shit, I havn't updated since the super bowl, i would try to bull shit you guys and tell you i'm busy, but come on. we know the real reason, i'm just that fucking lazy. Well, i'm back, and i'm commiting to giving up on this blog again in a few months, so right know i'm watching the cards games on tv, and Freaks and geeks on the laptop. Be back on sometime later tonight. and also remember to keep a look out for me as 400lb_Gorilla on the Whedonesque forums.